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Let me give you some background. There’s a game on Steam called Passpartout: The Starving Artist… I have recently purchased said game.
The first thing I did… I set some rules for my first career path. “ONLY DRAW PORN.”
Unfortunatly I did not start saving my images until around 10 minutes in, but I did attempt to recreate my first drawings to the best of my ability.
Here is my first entry into the world of art.
…Yes… It’s a dick pic… Someone bought this piece of crap for MONEY. Someone gave me MONEY for this garbage.
That fact cracked me up for longer than it should have.
I followed this up with… Ba Gyna. I think you can guess what it is.
Try to remember, this is a painting game. There is no undo button. That adds to the challenge a bit.
That one sold well. Up next was… uh… this.
…Yeah… This one actually was a slow seller. Can’t imagine why… It looks so professional! La laa la la! La laa la la! Elmo’s dick! (sorry, that’s immature)
The next one was kind of a color themed picture. I sort of just wanted to use the color Purple.
And I did! Purple dick! This is about the point I forgot what I started drawing. I remember purple dick, but from now on, all the drawings are originals.
Hmm… Sort of a bad example. I drew a fella with his shlong in two bits. Ouch, I know.
This… is what happened right after I got the spray tool. Looks a bit weird, but y’know. Still managed to sell it somehow.
A naked red-headed lady.
I then drew what looks like a yoshi or a frog or something… with a dicky.
A sequel of sorts to the other purple dick picture.
Gotta love those DSLs am I right?
Anyways that was the picture (I think…) that got me bumped up to Act II. Stick around and I’ll tell ya about how I managed to not sink my career!