Huge Giganticock (NSFW)

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Is this a ship? I don’t really keep up with these things. I like it though. Cosmic rivals? I think it works.

*sigh* I’m just going to go on a bit of a rant here… I don’t want people to think I support EA or anything. (Seriously, fuck EA) But everytime I play this game, I get mad. Part of it has to do with the RNG block meter dictating whether you live or die. Part of it has to do with the egregious pay to win model EA’s built into the game. Rather than balancing cards, EA opts to make better cards more rare to push monetization. It’s all kind of gross. It’d be easy to say this is strictly EA’s fault, but Blizzard’s tactics with Hearthstone aren’t… that different.

One thing I’ll say, the hero designs are pretty good. Their existence makes the whole PvZ universe a bit weird (though, to be fair, Garden Warfare started it) I mean… super intelligent zombies aside from Zomboss exist? I thought Zomboss’ whole thing was that he was the only smart one. And I thought the whole reason you were helping the plants was because they… I dunno, were kind of helpless? Heroes sort of make them on par, I guess. It’s strange. Oh well.

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