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Welcome to the finale of this fun little journey of mine.
Started this with a blue dick. Figured it’d be a good representation of my work in this new market.
Made another picture in the big-lipped blow up doll series.
It sold fine. Y’know?
This is about the point I got tired of the whole “draw only porn” requirement. That scene in the foreground was very much an afterthought.
Another drawing I didn’t really want to add a naked dude too, but… since I’m obligated…
It sold okay, but here’s where my journey takes a turn for the worse…
This sold horribly. Either the buyers were racist, or it was too complex.
Yet, apparently this was too “simple” for the common investor!
I was starting to lose patience.
Another failure of a seller. This was apparently also too basic. I needed something to win be back into the spotlight somehow.
What could do the job?
…”Purple dick on face?” Okay, well.. Sure, why not?
The drawing that brought me back into the market… somehow.
I dunno, I guess it did its job. I tried to avoid complexity and basic-ness somehow. It seemed to work, so I can’t complain.
The last drawing I made with the traditional gradient background.
It was clear to me that it added too much “complexity” for the masses.
Still, it sold well. I guess folks like “pink-haired petite lady.”
The last drawing I made in this career that had any bit of effort put in.
By this point, I learned that effort in did not correlate to higher sales, so I basically embraced that lack of trying.
It’s me… This is my representation of myself and my career path… I am so proud.
My career was coming to an end, and I knew it. Threw in a minute long picture of a mario mustache penis.
Because why now? These buyers’ll take anything that I make.
A badly drawn Eyes from NT. It sold unbelievably well considering its quality.
And I end with my worst drawing of all. It’s so bad… that it just happens to make perfect sense.
My journey reflected my entry into the fine art market perfectly.
It took time, and effort to just get noticed by the investors, but once I made it up there, I no longer needed to try. By the end of my journey, it no longer mattered how good my art was. It only mattered that I was the one who made it.
This last piece of garbage drawing represents this idea perfectly.
Its price and status didn’t have to be defended by its quality. Its quality was defined by its price and status.
I finally understood my purpose in life. With my role laid out for me, I could finally retire as a fine porn artist.